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"G'vald! GantsehMegillah.com Is No Longer Available"

by Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe

According to Matt Lake, "Every 5 seconds a new Net domain is registered. Some domain names lead to fame, fortune, and backslapping at country clubs."

I'm always looking for humorous sites which deal with Yiddish, Judaism, Jewish organizations, kosher food and kosher restaurants. It gives me pleasure to voyage into cyberspace and see what's NOT available.

G'vald!    www.Yiddish4U.com is not available

G'vald!    www.TheOyOfYiddish.com is not available

G'vald!    www.ThoroughlyModernMalka.com is not available

G'vald!    www.MeetTheWholeMishpakha.com is not available

G'vald!    www.KvetchRhymesWithStretch.com is not available

G'vald!    www.DressBritishSpeakYiddish.com is not available

G'vald!    www.YentlBel.com is not available

G'vald!    www.ThisLeviteWearsJeansReligiously.com is not available

G'vald!    www.SafeTreyf.com is not available

G'vald!    www.BubbieTheShadchan.com is not available

G'vald!    www.FriendsAndLandsmenLend[Freddie]RomanYourEars.com is not available

G'vald!    www.VinYidJewOnVacationOn MarthasVineyard.com is not available

G'vald!    www.WhoopieGoldbergSpeaksYinglish.com is not available

G'vald!    www.AllIReallyNeedToKnowILearnedInCheder.com is not available

G'vald!    www.YiddisherKop.com is not available

G'vald!    www.MarthaStewartsLessonOnHowToMakeAKnippel.com is not available

G'vald!    www.ALittleJoyALittleOyCalendar.com is not available

G'vald!    www.LaughterOnTheDrayUntzVontzik Floor.com is not available

G'vald!    www.EyntsTsveyDrayComeLetsPlay. com is not available

G'vald!    www.LIsForLuftmentschBySueGrafton.com is not available

G'vald!    www.WhyDeliciousKosherFoodIsNotAnOxymoron.com is not available

G'vald!    www.Schmooseoisie.com is not available

G'vald!    www.ShleppersMovingAndStorage.com is not available

G'vald!    www.KvetchesByTheNumber.com is not available

G'vald!    www.ILoveYouYouArePerfectNowNu Shoyn.com is not available

G'vald!    www.SchlockRock.com is not available

G'vald!    www.NextYearInJerusalemTheYearAfterThatHowAboutNiceCruise.com is not available

G'vald!    www.Bobemayse.com is not available

G'vald!    www.YiddishForYankees.com is not available

G'vald!    www.DAmatolearnsTheOyOfYiddish. com is not available

G'vald!    www.OnAClearDayYouCanSeeTempleEmanuel.com is not available

G'vald!    www.RabbiSternFromAllyMcBeal.com is not available

G'vald!    www.GetAGet.com is not available

G'vald!    www.HaikuForJews.com is not available

G'vald!    www.PizzaPious.com is not available

G'vald!    www.ShangChaiResturant.com is not available

G'vald!    www.LoxStockAndBagelRestaurant.com is not available

G'vald!    www.GentlemenPreferBlintzes.com is not available

G'vald!    www.TuesdaysWithMoreyAmsterdam.com is not available

G'vald!    www.AhSuchFeineryMitMitchaelFeinstein.com is not available

BUT...

www.ThatsAllJewishFolks.com IS AVAILABLE

Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe is a free-lance writer from Syosset, New York. Articles of hers have appeared in Playbill magazine, Smart Money magazine, The New York Times, and The Jewish Press.