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OFFICIAL SHIDDUCH APPLICATION

Sent by Some One Needing our Help
with thanks to Yitzhak Samet

For Boychiks (see below for Meidlech)

1.NAME (last, first)

a. On license #1_________       c. On credit cards___________

b. On license #2_________       d. Real Name_________________

2. Address

_________Boro Park       _________"Just outside of Boro Park"

_________Flatbush       _________"Just outside of Flatbush"

(if not New York, gay avech!)

3. Telephone Number(s)

a. Listed____________       d. Car phone_________________

b. Unlisted__________       e. Beeper____________________

c. Fax_______________       f. Shoe phone________________

4. Date of Birth

a. On license # 1 _________       c. On birth certificate _________

b. On license # 2 _________       d. Real date of birth _________

5. Height

a. With Borsalino _________       b. Without Borsalino _________

6. Weight

a. with keys _________       b. Without Keys _________

7. Type of Yarmulka

a. Velvet __       c. Knitted (Pepsi-Cola capsize) ___

b. Suede (Leather) ___       d. Other (explain) _______________________

8. Tzitzis Worn

a. in ___       c. "sometimes in sometimes out" ___

b. out ___       d. "sometimes out sometimes in" ___

9. Yeshiva presently attending _________

a. Lakewood_____       b. Other (Don't bother specifying

10. If you checked "other" by #9 fill in the date of

earliest probable enrollment in Lakewood: __/__/__

11. Where did you learn in Israel?

__ The Mir       __ Richie's Pizza

__ Brisk (Any one)       __ Yeshivat Rechovot (which Rechov _______)

__ Merkaz Hatorah       __ Traveling yeshivah boychik

__ Did not learn in Israel       __ Did not go to Israel

12. Second Language (you may check more than one)

__ Yiddish       __ Polish

__ Hebrew       __ English

__ Hungarian       __ Other_______________________

13. College(s) Attended (you may check more than one)

__ Brooklyn College       __ Y.U.

__T ouro College       __ Darkei Noam

__ United Talmudical Acadamy       __ Lakewood Credits

13. Planned occupation

__ Accountant       __ Kollel

__ Actuary       __ Lawyer

__ Computers       __ "My wife will support me"

__ Diamonds       __ Work for Father-in-law

__ Doctor       __ Open a Shteeble

14. ____Please check here if you know what an actuary is.

15. Value of real estate owned by Father:

__ Less than $500,000

__ Between $1,000,000 and $3,000,000

__ Between $500,000 and $1,000,000

__over $10,000,000

16. Income declared by Father (on the Books)

__ $9,000       __ $10,000

__ $9,500       __ $10,500

17. What kind of shas would you like?

__ P'ninim ( ___ Microscopic __ Large set)       __ Mid-sized set

__ The enormous set with yellow cover

__ Mid-sized with English translation       __ Used set

__ "I'll take the cash"

18. Looking for someone from

__ Prospect Park       __ B.J.J.

__ B.Y.A.       __ Brooklyn College

__ B.Y.H.S       Other ______________

Submit 2 recent color photograph with this RESUME.......

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For office use only

REJECTED:

ACCEPTED:

Evaluation:

___ Schmendricks       ___ Schlamazle

___ F'nageler       ___ Hot Guy, call my relatives

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OFFICIAL SHIDDUCH APPLICATION For Meidlechs

1. Name (the one used in school).________________________

2. Address:

__Boro Park       __Just outside of Boro park

__Flatbush       __Just outside of Flatbush

3. Telephone number:

__ At home of parents ____________________________

__ Where you usually sleep __________________________

4. Age (before shadchan twists it just a bit)________

5. Height: ____       With heels:_____       With flats:_____

6. Weight (before you go on a crash diet) _______

7. Eye color:

before contact lenses ___________       after contact lenses ____________

8. Did you go to every shiur on lotion hora and hisoriruse in your local neighborhood.

If not, why ? ___________________

9. Where did you attend seminary ?

B.J.J.__________       Other __ (Don't bother explaining)

10. Are you planning on going to college ? ____(if yes don't continue this application)

11. What do you want your husband to do.

__ Kollel       __ Talmid Chuchum

__ sit and learn       __ Other

Explain _______________

12. When married will you be:

__ A housewife who will clean, cook good meals and not spend a lot of your husbands money.

__ what is said above and better       __ a JAP

13. Does your father work in:

__ Real Estate

___ Doctor

___ Lawyer

___ Jewelry

__ Other (Specify _____________ )

14. What is your fathers income ?

on books _______________

off books _______________

15. Will your Father support your husband? ____ (if not, are you really serious about getting married?)

16 . How much money did you save up for marriage? ___________

17. Looking for a boy from:

_____ Lakewood       ____ Chaim Berlin

_____ Brisk       _____ Mir (Eretz Yisroel)

18. If times get rough will you be an understanding wife, by realizing that you may no longer spend money on any clothes, jewelry, or fancy unnecessary chazirie that will put him in bankruptcy? ______

19. You must submit a recent photo (without any trick digital photography done to spruce it up).

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REJECTED:

ACCEPTED:

Evaluation:

___ Zaftig       ___ Zchloob

___ Miss Fit       ___ Wow!, Make date for tonight!